gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

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smhexy:

Me no study
Me no care 
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry 
Another guy

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How to Ask Someone Out

Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

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miucciapet:

i’m in a love triangle with me myself and i

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.